Ito pala ang story ko kagabi:
An officemate gave me a small portion of adobong mani as a treat. I was savoring them nuts by slowly eating them as I was working especially since they were nicely cooked and fresh. We happen to have one jerk of an officemate who has been pestering me to no end since last week, and he noticed my small bag of nuts on my workstation. As I was signing some reports, I suddenly noticed that our officemate was already helping himself to my peanuts without having asked for any!
Me: Pre, thank you ha!
Him: Ah, oo nga. (a bit surprised)
As I got up to submit the reports, I asked him this (in fookien): Hindi ka ba marunong magsabi na hihingi ka?
The asshole couldn't muster an answer. That and I didn't bother to wait for one. I proceeded to go out of the office into the factory floor to cool my head. The rest of the nigh he didn't dare come close and pester me one bit.. And tonight he's all behaved and totally not being an asshole.. Aaah bliss! I'm glad he's such an asshole that he doesn't even know how to apologize properly.. I'll be free from his pestering for good! Thank you my small bag of adobo peanuts!!
An officemate gave me a small portion of adobong mani as a treat. I was savoring them nuts by slowly eating them as I was working especially since they were nicely cooked and fresh. We happen to have one jerk of an officemate who has been pestering me to no end since last week, and he noticed my small bag of nuts on my workstation. As I was signing some reports, I suddenly noticed that our officemate was already helping himself to my peanuts without having asked for any!
Me: Pre, thank you ha!
Him: Ah, oo nga. (a bit surprised)
As I got up to submit the reports, I asked him this (in fookien): Hindi ka ba marunong magsabi na hihingi ka?
The asshole couldn't muster an answer. That and I didn't bother to wait for one. I proceeded to go out of the office into the factory floor to cool my head. The rest of the nigh he didn't dare come close and pester me one bit.. And tonight he's all behaved and totally not being an asshole.. Aaah bliss! I'm glad he's such an asshole that he doesn't even know how to apologize properly.. I'll be free from his pestering for good! Thank you my small bag of adobo peanuts!!
Note: we're both of Chinese descent so I intentionally spoke to him in Fookien to let him know I was seriously pissed.
A little background on our jerk of an officemate:
- He's the type who never shares any of his food, but is the first to eat at the dining table at parties. He also likes to ask for food whenever somebody brings food to work. Annoying really.
- Lately, he would keep asking me to translate sentences for him into English. He'd even make me spell-check his shit. Ako naman si mabait eh pinagbibigyan ko. Ayun ako ang inabuso.
- So I got around to telling him to pay me by buying me a Big Mac burger. Ang sagot eh: kinakatay pa lang daw yung baka na gagamitin sa burger ko. As a result, I would constantly interject words like Big Mac and French Fries into my replies whenever he would ask something.
He had actually eaten my food without asking in the past. And I similarly told him 'Thank You Ha?!' in a sarcastic tone but apparently the message evaded his pea of a brain. So last night was the last straw.. I finally gave him a piece of my mind!
- He's the type who never shares any of his food, but is the first to eat at the dining table at parties. He also likes to ask for food whenever somebody brings food to work. Annoying really.
- Lately, he would keep asking me to translate sentences for him into English. He'd even make me spell-check his shit. Ako naman si mabait eh pinagbibigyan ko. Ayun ako ang inabuso.
- So I got around to telling him to pay me by buying me a Big Mac burger. Ang sagot eh: kinakatay pa lang daw yung baka na gagamitin sa burger ko. As a result, I would constantly interject words like Big Mac and French Fries into my replies whenever he would ask something.
He had actually eaten my food without asking in the past. And I similarly told him 'Thank You Ha?!' in a sarcastic tone but apparently the message evaded his pea of a brain. So last night was the last straw.. I finally gave him a piece of my mind!
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